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cl0thes0ff: equinoxis: cl0thes0ff: last one how come I’ve never seen this before….. idk it’s like a year old lmao No missing that signal
lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”
weirdmageddon: galactic-polywag: meefling: weirdmageddon: weirdmageddon: wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny it’s like what were you expecting lmao Have
Lmao my roommate is outta town for the week, so I’m completely alone for the first time in like….. months. And I usually only cook because he asks me to, so now that hes gone I’ve been literally just snacking on fruit and shredded chees
corrupted-sweetheart: honestly, what the fuck would I do in my free time without the internet?who would I even be?
chandoo: dongwoo saying what everyone was thinking
What if there was a Snapchat filter where it looked like you wet your pants
oreofic: i like it when characters are so shy that they literally don’t say anything when they have to go so when the person they’re with goes to talk to them, they get two words out before they see the tears filling the other person’s eyes and
lardypoison: why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
leander-ligo:theoppositeofadults:i’m……… What is it about some assholes that that thought of “oh maybe the people who literally get paid to make these food and drinks know better than I do about what goes in them” like what kinda smug vindictive
g0966: pasta-spaghetti: …like what could you expect from an 8 yro. ‘sup
fullbladderbitch: but for real tho i’m such a nasty like i’ll see a commercial for simply lemonade and just think to myself, “hmmm…this would be fun to watch while i’m desperate to pee.”what the fuck is wrong me who thinks that
Like… I dont…. what…. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE!!!
lmao Pretty much the gist of what I think every time this happens. Like fuck… you think its me effing dream to be TECH support? I need money, fuck off you poser bitch mother fucker. XD
Like…. I mean…. what…. why…. just…. XD
05-fubu: blackxmath: 05-fubu: Ribs covered in barbecue sauce make my pussy wet For a second there I was picturing BBQ sauce on a humans rib cage like WHAT. Lmao im a fat bitch….you know damn well I mean food pork ribs or beef ribs?
feisar:myamelo:would you hit this yes or no?WAIT THATS MY SCREENSHOT kinda LMAO
adoptedbith: why do people reblog zodiac posts without their sign in the tags like my nosy self would also like to know what type of salad you are
ashiikiba: lmao I think golden sun fans are the saltiest whenever there’s ssb news. YOU’RE NOT WRONG
niallimlegal: *white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
nue: kweenkendrah: nue: what if people could go anon in real life like with the push of a button they become this faceless gray person wow imagine anons just walking around in public imagine an anon sprinting towards you on all fours LMAO u really
artificialangel13: My favorite part of the episode is how Koujaku is talking about how beautiful and cute girls are and they cut to Mizuki smiling like “What a load of fucking bullshit, man.”
aodong: Noiz remembering Koujaku’s birthday every year but always giving him gag gifts like arthritis cream, a cane, Metamucil, etc. And every year it’s the same reaction: Koujaku throws the gift at him, but Noiz dodges it and says he’s getting
madelezabeth: I cant believe Ive never drawn this smarmy bastard beforewhat an asshole
what do i even do with this. i mean yeah he cute but literally what is this for.
character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS ship with: aobarb, mizooks, korean bbq, nooz, and akushiba inu.(⊙ω⊙) friendship them with: /shrugs. i feel like he &mizuki would be best buds. general
quietlyexhale:Whites: slavery was like 700 years ago. It’s not relevant anymore, stop bringing it up!Whites: Are you really ignoring that the Vikings had dreadlocks in the 11th century??
so like. what’s it like to be romantically attracted to someone
brvtus: pochowek: adding “idk” at the end of your opinion : lawful neutral adding “lmao” at the end of your opinion : chaotic evil
what tf does this say
Lmao hide's dead 😆.
prettyboyshyflizzy: kingjaffejoffer: tryllvester: cheyennecheyenne: WHAT is this, i have never seen anything like this How New York niggas do bdsm lmao “you been mad disobedient, ma”
05-fubu: blackxmath: 05-fubu: Ribs covered in barbecue sauce make my pussy wet For a second there I was picturing BBQ sauce on a humans rib cage like WHAT. Lmao im a fat bitch….you know damn well I mean food
just-s-n-k-things: i’m sorry this took so long and omg im sorry this is nothing like what you asked for but here’s some rivamika -Sarah
fuku-shuu: RivaMika Nendoroid Theater: Pool Rules Levi, you shouldn’t swing your cue around like it’s a sword…
hachidraws:I like to imagine that whenever the press ask Otabek & Yurio what their relationship is 5y down the road, Otabek just gives them a Thumbs Up
martisilent: if u ever wonder what animation classes are like
toastoat:I love when incoming students come on campus and everybody goes “heh.. fresh meat huh… they got a lot to learn :^)” like any of us know what the fucks going on ever
moneymoneykashmoney: sea-giraffe:science666:superbrybread: rebe83: saviorownsoul: freaksovergreeks: why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
lilylilymine: judging from the art of this week’s episode of Sailor Moon Crystal, here is what Usagi will look like next episode.
retromomentofgypsywhatever: this album cover will forever and always be incredible………. like what kind of minimalistic slay
spoo-kyou: how much money do they pay the models in stock photos like seriously wHAT IS THIS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THAT SALAMI
larryisking: stopharry2013: do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is yeah, they all don’t like me
itsjust-insanity: *moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
macbookprotagonist: mcashhole1: When being bubble buddies goes wrong :/ this is what a generation of niggas raised on Spongebob looks like
aminaabramovic: Me at 80 years old: what do you kids know about this! *drops the needle on a vinyl version of Far East Movement’s Like A G6*
mylittlesanity: zoovien: melaninhoe: female-don: yourfavoritemales: “what’s your diet like?” MEEE DEADASS ME MINUS THE MILK me, plus starburst honestly omg @lil–queen literally u w the Krispy Kremes
coochieneck:rn it feels like Tumblr is a big ass parking lot and everybody just got out the club asking “what yall bout to do”
sinkies:so much fat positivity revolves around sexual prowess . what about 10 yr old kids getting bullied for their weight u gonna tell them “dont cry dude ur so thicc” like what lmao
fridacashflow: aumtun: racqthebelle: opisaterf: is kylie jenner claiming mullets for white culture What kind of self drag?? ‘night night ’ like she jus dropped some 450 degree farenheight tea goodbye IM SCREAMING
justinhammer: #dear diary: today littlefinger came to my tent #i told him i didn’t like his face #brienne patted me on the back after #it felt good #and then i told loras what i said and he told me i was a really clever king #i don’t like your
robotmango: i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll
“This is planet Trendy, a poppin’ joint where you’ll find the hippest couples in the universe dropping it like it’s hot. If you want to show the bae that you da man, then you best turn up here. Her body and the place be swagger.
aggressive-zebra: I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you. And if I like you, you’re pretty special. Because I hate everyone.
mischief-in-221b: gdirtydime19: lastmimzy: The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME I will always share this LOL I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif
justice-willcometoyou: darklingkitten: i-want-what-hes-smoking: undeadibeard: It’s october so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not. What battle line nobody likes candy corn fuck you candy
and one more thing, i am not the only artist who hates back-handed compliments like that on their ship artthere are many artists who have made posts talking about it and how rude it can actually come across as no matter the intentionjust say a decent
a-really-bad-decision: is-anyone-home:idk but like if my boss told me to do something and i didnt do it…i could be written up or fired so why does it not apply to celebs (i know why but you get my point) idk man if my boss told me to lose 1/3 of my
Lmao the first thing I do when I try a dress on is lift it up at the back to see what my arse looks like with it Like “hmm ok but does my butt look good?”
